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'Hey are you still up ;)?'

It's like when my mom calls in the morning and we don't answer and I call her back later and she asks me what we were doing...Ummm...REALLY mom?! Haha!

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ALL of these are true for me

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You can go get high with ya homies, go get drunk with your "bros", just don' t fucking cheat on me.

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This has to be the cutest thing. Ever.

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I bust into flames a little inside whenever he says that

Well then I'm gonna stop wearing bras, because I can go through eternity wearing just about anything but I can't wear a bra forever!

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I could see my dad doing this to me. he used to prank call me all the time. I would do this to my kid lol

R u good in maths, if u r than tell me the right ans

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This is me. Take me as I am.

We actually do something like this in theater. Just saying one word differently each time for a new meaning.

Everything that shimmers in this world will fade away <\3

This doesn't make any sense because his first correction of her grammar is wrong.so he looks like the idiot

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NO IM IN ELEMENTARY AND ALL THE GIRLS BUT ME SANG THAT I HONESTLY SANG THAT

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All Time Low ♥

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Richard kisses me like this all the time. I'm so lucky to know that he's my partner and bestfriend forever.

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That shit didn't just start with me.

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You can't buy fun but you can download it

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Honestly these remind me of my best friend and I so much

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she's Batman :) (In which case, I envy you.)

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Well, this happens to me every time when I search for my specs.

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This is just adorable <3 if a guy pauses a video game to text you back MARRY HIM!

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Way 2 much time on their hands, but cute!

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you said that you could let it go.

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Dude you were so drunk last night.

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Very thankful I have people like this in my life

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Fish better be the fluffiest dog in the world.

all was well until the storm kicked out the power. he didn't even play any of my (at the time) 6 favorite songs.

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